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Monkey Jokes
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Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing. Bananas don't talk!
Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?
A: They tell people jokes!
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a parrot?
A. Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!
Q. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
A. Very lost!
Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
A. Because he wanted to catch his breath.
Q. What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A. A monkey!
Q. What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?
A. Sir
Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. Because he had to take care of some monkey business!
Q. What is smarter than a talking monkey?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What side of a monkey has more hair?
A. The outside.
Q. If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do?
A. Pay him.
Q. If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A. Twenty after one!
Q. What do you call a Monkey in a tree?
A. A Branch Manager!!!
Q. What do you call a Monkey in a garden?
A. A Plant Manager!!
Q: How do you train King Kong?
A: Hit him with a rolled up newspaper building.
Q: Where do monkeys pick up wild rumors?
A: Over the apevine.
Q: What do you do with a blue monkey?
A: Cheer it up!
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